A play for two actors by Jesús Bordas Luque, published in Spanish as Ana, ¿estás bien? (October 2025, about 50 pages). He calls it a romantic tragicomedy where love wins, and recommends keeping a dose of insulin and one of epinephrine at hand.
It revolves around L’Inconnue de la Seine, the young woman pulled dead out of the Seine whose face became the face of the CPR dummy. Hence the title: it’s the line every first-aid trainee says to the mannequin (and the one in Smooth Criminal). From his blurb: a story within a story, two plots 125 years apart and connected, about heartbreak, suicide and death, with humour. He wrote it in four days, on a break from a much longer novel.
I couldn’t find a staging of the Catalan version online yet.